What are those seven plagues anyway?

When you get to the bottom of the photos, scroll back up and look at him. It helps.

I thought this was bad.

Then, it became this.

And now, my little den has a different theme. It's called the plague of water.

It's a nice view.

(1-3) Passover		(4-5) Wavesheaf	(6-7) Pentecost		8-10 Trumpets		Day of Atonement				16-19	Tabernacles (14, 20-22)
							10	11	12-13	14-15
Lamb	Church	Accepted	Seals	Sealing	Judgment	Remnant		Legal Case	Satan	Warning	Destruction		Rescued
Lamb	Shepherd	Priest	King		Judge	Lawyer		Prosecute	Witness	Angel	Executioner		Groom
Jesus Becomes King					Judge				Wrath of Satan		God's Wrath		Reward
Lamb of God (Seed)			Holy Spirit (Water) Comes				Growing				Children of God named
Barley Harvest			Rain		Wheat and Grape Harvest					Rain		Fruit Harvest
Seed Planted Under the Earth					Darkness (Seed Germinates)					Light (Leaf)		Reaping (Fruit)
7 Churches		Seven Seals			7 Trumpets		Seven Thunders				Seven Last Plagues

I'm not sure what this all means (above) but I'm quite certain that it means:

Plague 1 - flooding of basement

Plague 2 - invasion of mice

Plague 3 - leaking of roof

Plague 4 - cat pooping under basement stairs in a place that is nearly impossible to get to

Plagues 5 - 7 (I'm afraid to even THINK about it)